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[oneagainstall]

FROM: SUBJECT: MISTY No matter what happens, Gren... NAGEKI Mr. Grendel JULIET Hey Gren, it's Juliet. I haven't seen you around for a few days... JULIET Hey, Gren, it's Juliet. Have you heard from Shawn? R Um... Gren? Do you know how to do up a tie..? MISTY U dun fucked up monster man SHAWN BFFS SHAWN Grendy

TO: SUBJECT: CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT SHAWN Shawn you fucking fuck SHAWN Let me preface this by saying...

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Comments

[soupcansam]

No spirits. I don't believe in a lot but the last thing I need is a poltergeist forcing me to watch static television.

Pick 4 girl names. Women. Or men, whatever floats your boat. Real people you know then tell them to me.

[oneagainstall]

Oh like that movie with the creepy fucking kid?

[See, he learned ONE new thing about "modern" movies. He doesn't trust this AT ALL, but fine.]

Fine. Holly, Misty, Eleanor and Snow. Don't do anything weird.

[soupcansam]

You'll have to be clearer, that's a lot of movies.

anyway, pick a number between 1-10 and then name four different professions.

[oneagainstall]

The one with the little girl who watches the television. They're heeeereee. That one.

...This still sounds stupid. 6. Construction worker, librarian, firefighter, musician.

[soupcansam]

Okay pick three more numbers. still 1-10. Don't pick 6 again.

and also pick 4 cities. anywhere in the world.

[oneagainstall]

How much longer does this take? 3

New York City, Paris, London and Oslo

[soupcansam]

dude. pick 2 more numbers.

and 4 different jobs. after that, done.

[oneagainstall]

It's going on forever

9 and 1

vet, bartender, taxi driver, waiter

[soupcansam]

Behold, your future:

Just click it old man.

The 'p m r' stands for 'poor, medium, or rich.' MASH stands for mansion, apartment, shack, or house.

The name of the lady is who you'll marry and the number is the number of kids you'll have. the rest is self explanatory i hope.

[oneagainstall]

[There's the LONGEST GODDAMN PAUSE.]

Oh yeah. It's completely self explanatory. It doesn't look like the doodles of a crazed lunatic AT ALL. Good job, buddy. You can't hear, but I'm clapping my hands right now.

[Yes. He is clapping his hands. Which is to say, of course, that he isn't. He's also pointedly not talking about the Misty thing, largely because he still doesn't know how to handle the Misty thing and what's opening up about your feelings to anyone.]

Guess it kept you busy for half an hour.

[soupcansam]

Don't be mad just because I told your future for you. besides, that's a great outcome.

only one kid when you could have had 9 you crazy son of a bitch.

[oneagainstall]

Fables can't have kids. A magic spell made us sterile.

[At Gren's point in time anyway, and here he is, ruining the mood. ]

[soupcansam]

do you also not believe in adoption or

[oneagainstall]

[He genuinely didn't think about that one.]

Oh.

Yeah. Okay. Guess there's that.

[soupcansam]

Well, I'm rooting for you two crazy kids.

[oneagainstall]

It's just a game, Shawn.

[And yet nothing is really being denied here, that that as you will, ol buddy ol pal.]

[soupcansam]

So, you wouldn't mind if I sent this to Misty?

[oneagainstall]

[Shawn, you little shit. ]

What? Why does Misty need to see it?

#yolo

[soupcansam]

[ You mean angel. ]

Because it's a hilarious stupid game that means nothing! It's not like you actually have any feelings for her, right? Can't hurt.

#nolo

[oneagainstall]

[Damnit, Shawn, don't try to call him out on his emotions. ]

Your idea of hilarious is very different to mine.

[soupcansam]

whatever, I'm sure she'll think it's great. besides, she's probably played it.

[oneagainstall]

Maybe? If it's something you guys play when you're kids?

[soupcansam]

Oh yeah, for sure. I mean, girl more than boys but I had my fair share of being dragged into things.

[oneagainstall]

That doesn't surprise me even a tiny little bit.