Hypothetical question. If you were really good friends with someone who was good friends with someone who was texting you because they are pretty sure there is a giant, terrifying spider on their ceiling watching them sleep and she's kind of freaking out right now because she isn't sure what kind of Wonderland spider madness she might get if it bit her, would you come out of hiding to help her? Especially if you could turn into a huge monster and smoosh it and she's only like five feet tall?
Seriously, Gren, hiding in your swamp den from your problems is NOT going to help! Where are you? If you're going to act like a child I'm not going to try to get ahold of you anymore.
I'm sorry. That was really mean. I just miss Shawn and I really miss you now, too, and I'm worried. Just when you get the chance, call me or something, okay?
[He eventually realises that she's not going to stop until he says something here. God, she really is just as obnoxiously relentless as Shawn is. The comparison is enough to bring him out of his aforementioned swamp den. ]
Jesus fucking christ, do you have an off switch? You're just fucking like him sometimes. But fine. You got me. Here I am.
It's good to hear from you! I've been trying to get a hold of you!
[ As if the 80 texts a day didn't make that obvious. She just going to ignore the comment about her being like Shawn, because 1) being like Shawn is not at all bad in this case as far as she's concerned, and 2) she is enough like him that she eventually dates him so let's not pretend this is a shock to anyone. ]
I think it's called autocorrect? Whatever I did it saved your name as Grenanj in my phone now so I have to manually correct it to write Grenanj.
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Date: 2019-02-18 09:47 pm (UTC)Jesus fucking christ, do you have an off switch? You're just fucking like him sometimes. But fine. You got me. Here I am.
Also the fuck is even Grenanj?
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Date: 2019-02-19 02:47 am (UTC)[ As if the 80 texts a day didn't make that obvious. She just going to ignore the comment about her being like Shawn, because 1) being like Shawn is not at all bad in this case as far as she's concerned, and 2) she is enough like him that she eventually dates him so let's not pretend this is a shock to anyone. ]
I think it's called autocorrect? Whatever I did it saved your name as Grenanj in my phone now so I have to manually correct it to write Grenanj.
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Date: 2019-02-19 10:18 pm (UTC)[Sweet jesus, he already wishes he was getting drunk instead of this. Except not really.]
Autocucumber.
Right. Well. That was fucking fascinating. Is the spider dead?
[The spider from like. A week ago. That spider.]
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Date: 2019-02-20 02:43 am (UTC)[ There is sarcasm in there when there needs to be. ]
Of course the spider is dead.
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Date: 2019-02-20 06:30 pm (UTC)Holy.
Fuck.
Were you just SARCASTIC?
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Date: 2019-02-20 06:46 pm (UTC)[ Gosh, Gren, it's not her fault that she usually chooses to care about other people's feelings. ]
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Date: 2019-02-21 04:55 am (UTC)[ Don't do it, Juliet.
Don't do it.
Don't do it. ]
But I'm sorry if I apologize too much.
[ She hates that she is like this. ]
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Date: 2019-02-22 10:49 pm (UTC)Yeah.
Just. Yeah. I think that speaks for itself.
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Date: 2019-02-23 03:55 am (UTC)Well someone has to offset your moodiness.
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