[ This is left outside of Grendel's room with a note. ]
Grendy,
This is my approximation of what your face looked like when you rescued me from the killer robots. Two things. 1) this is made out of white chocolate so please enjoy. 2) Monster-you is pretty sweet. Not like, 'awww' sweet but 'holy shit that's awesome' sweet. Just thought you should know.
- Shawn.
PS: You should have a nickname for me since I'm calling you Grendy now.
PPS: Only one form of a curse word in said nick-name, if any, please.
[Oh sweet fuck what is this. He'll take it, but he doesn't know what to do with it. ]
I don't think I want to put this thing in my mouth.
Also I never realised deeply regretting saving a person's life was a thing that could happen but here we fucking are.
I'm not calling you that. Not under any circumstances.
And I think the limit of Ps is like I don't know. Fucking twenty? English has changed like a hundred times in my lifetime I don't know how the fuck it works any more.
Yeah sure. It's fine. Wouldn't want you dead or nothing.
5/14
Date: 2018-05-14 04:20 pm (UTC)Grendy,
This is my approximation of what your face looked like when you rescued me from the killer robots. Two things. 1) this is made out of white chocolate so please enjoy. 2) Monster-you is pretty sweet. Not like, 'awww' sweet but 'holy shit that's awesome' sweet. Just thought you should know.
- Shawn.
PS: You should have a nickname for me since I'm calling you Grendy now.
PPS: Only one form of a curse word in said nick-name, if any, please.
PPPS: Might I suggest 'T-Bone Turner?'
PPPPS: How many 'Ps' can you do?
PPPPPS: Thanks again, I really mean it.
5/14
Date: 2018-05-18 08:50 pm (UTC)I don't think I want to put this thing in my mouth.
Also I never realised deeply regretting saving a person's life was a thing that could happen but here we fucking are.
I'm not calling you that. Not under any circumstances.
And I think the limit of Ps is like I don't know. Fucking twenty? English has changed like a hundred times in my lifetime I don't know how the fuck it works any more.
Yeah sure. It's fine. Wouldn't want you dead or nothing.