[He eventually realises that she's not going to stop until he says something here. God, she really is just as obnoxiously relentless as Shawn is. The comparison is enough to bring him out of his aforementioned swamp den. ]
Jesus fucking christ, do you have an off switch? You're just fucking like him sometimes. But fine. You got me. Here I am.
It's good to hear from you! I've been trying to get a hold of you!
[ As if the 80 texts a day didn't make that obvious. She just going to ignore the comment about her being like Shawn, because 1) being like Shawn is not at all bad in this case as far as she's concerned, and 2) she is enough like him that she eventually dates him so let's not pretend this is a shock to anyone. ]
I think it's called autocorrect? Whatever I did it saved your name as Grenanj in my phone now so I have to manually correct it to write Grenanj.
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Date: 2019-02-18 09:47 pm (UTC)Jesus fucking christ, do you have an off switch? You're just fucking like him sometimes. But fine. You got me. Here I am.
Also the fuck is even Grenanj?
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Date: 2019-02-19 02:47 am (UTC)[ As if the 80 texts a day didn't make that obvious. She just going to ignore the comment about her being like Shawn, because 1) being like Shawn is not at all bad in this case as far as she's concerned, and 2) she is enough like him that she eventually dates him so let's not pretend this is a shock to anyone. ]
I think it's called autocorrect? Whatever I did it saved your name as Grenanj in my phone now so I have to manually correct it to write Grenanj.
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Date: 2019-02-19 02:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-19 10:18 pm (UTC)[Sweet jesus, he already wishes he was getting drunk instead of this. Except not really.]
Autocucumber.
Right. Well. That was fucking fascinating. Is the spider dead?
[The spider from like. A week ago. That spider.]
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Date: 2019-02-20 02:43 am (UTC)[ There is sarcasm in there when there needs to be. ]
Of course the spider is dead.
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Date: 2019-02-20 06:30 pm (UTC)Holy.
Fuck.
Were you just SARCASTIC?
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Date: 2019-02-20 06:46 pm (UTC)[ Gosh, Gren, it's not her fault that she usually chooses to care about other people's feelings. ]
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Date: 2019-02-20 10:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-21 04:55 am (UTC)[ Don't do it, Juliet.
Don't do it.
Don't do it. ]
But I'm sorry if I apologize too much.
[ She hates that she is like this. ]
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Date: 2019-02-22 10:49 pm (UTC)Yeah.
Just. Yeah. I think that speaks for itself.
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Date: 2019-02-23 03:55 am (UTC)Well someone has to offset your moodiness.
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Date: 2019-02-24 10:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-26 03:20 am (UTC)[ He's an asshole, sure, but that doesn't mean she wants to hurt his feelings by pointing it out too much. ]
I just mean, I think it's good for someone to be nice to you.
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Date: 2019-02-27 10:16 pm (UTC)[It comes off as sarcastic, but he's an old man and he's not going to type 'lol' so this is what she gets. ]
Guess I'll take that in the spirit it was meant to be given. Thanks, Juliet.
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Date: 2019-02-28 03:36 am (UTC)You're welcome, Grenanj.