Look, there were piles of fucking corpses everywhere and I was a refugee running from the fucking thing that killed them. I wasn't looking close enough to count legs.
[The question here is what is big and awful enough that is makes Gren run.]
Maybe they took the horn off for magic spells and shit?
And wouldn't that be the biggest fucking tragedy ever.
No because I did live in a swamp? And I don't know. I mean I liked it plenty but I haven't lived in a swamp for about three hundred years? I think? When was New York still called New Amsterdam? That's how long it's been.
Anyway. I mean I wouldn't hate it but I don't hate where I'm at either?
I see I have to teach you everything. At least you know who Alan Alda is.
MASH - aside from being a great comedy about the tragedy of war - is a game. The letters stand for 'mansion, apartment, shack (swamp??) and house. As in which one will you be randomly assigned to as we go through the game.
Oh yeah. It's completely self explanatory. It doesn't look like the doodles of a crazed lunatic AT ALL. Good job, buddy. You can't hear, but I'm clapping my hands right now.
[Yes. He is clapping his hands. Which is to say, of course, that he isn't. He's also pointedly not talking about the Misty thing, largely because he still doesn't know how to handle the Misty thing and what's opening up about your feelings to anyone.]
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Date: 2018-09-18 04:33 pm (UTC)you can't tell the difference between a horse with 4 legs and an elf with 2.
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Date: 2018-09-19 11:55 pm (UTC)[The question here is what is big and awful enough that is makes Gren run.]
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Date: 2018-09-20 06:58 pm (UTC)glad you made it out, bud. otherwise you wouldn't be the recipient of a cool ass keychain today.
also, random q: is it racist to assume you lived in a swamp and/or is it racist to assume you wouldn't want to live in one today?
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Date: 2018-09-21 09:35 pm (UTC)And wouldn't that be the biggest fucking tragedy ever.
No because I did live in a swamp? And I don't know. I mean I liked it plenty but I haven't lived in a swamp for about three hundred years? I think? When was New York still called New Amsterdam? That's how long it's been.
Anyway. I mean I wouldn't hate it but I don't hate where I'm at either?
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Date: 2018-09-22 01:08 pm (UTC)so if you had to choose, MASH-style except this time the S stood for swamp, would you be bummed if you landed on S?
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Date: 2018-09-23 08:20 pm (UTC)[There's a SIGNIFICANT pause before he replies again. Mostly because he's trying to understand what the hell Shawn is trying to say. ]
Why can't you ask questions like a normal person? Are you talking about that show with Alan Alda in it?
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Date: 2018-09-24 03:18 pm (UTC)MASH - aside from being a great comedy about the tragedy of war - is a game. The letters stand for 'mansion, apartment, shack (swamp??) and house. As in which one will you be randomly assigned to as we go through the game.
wanna play?
you're curious, I can feel it.
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Date: 2018-09-24 08:57 pm (UTC)2/2
Date: 2018-09-24 08:58 pm (UTC)Okay I'm fucking confused. Which isn't the same as being curious.
The fuck is this game?
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Date: 2018-09-26 08:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-09-26 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-09-30 01:56 am (UTC)Pick 4 girl names. Women. Or men, whatever floats your boat. Real people you know then tell them to me.
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Date: 2018-10-01 01:26 am (UTC)[See, he learned ONE new thing about "modern" movies. He doesn't trust this AT ALL, but fine.]
Fine. Holly, Misty, Eleanor and Snow. Don't do anything weird.
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Date: 2018-10-02 05:25 pm (UTC)anyway, pick a number between 1-10 and then name four different professions.
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Date: 2018-10-02 11:59 pm (UTC)...This still sounds stupid. 6. Construction worker, librarian, firefighter, musician.
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Date: 2018-10-03 08:56 pm (UTC)and also pick 4 cities. anywhere in the world.
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Date: 2018-10-04 12:18 am (UTC)New York City, Paris, London and Oslo
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Date: 2018-10-04 11:04 pm (UTC)and 4 different jobs. after that, done.
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Date: 2018-10-05 01:22 am (UTC)9 and 1
vet, bartender, taxi driver, waiter
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Date: 2018-10-05 01:15 pm (UTC)Just click it old man.
The 'p m r' stands for 'poor, medium, or rich.' MASH stands for mansion, apartment, shack, or house.
The name of the lady is who you'll marry and the number is the number of kids you'll have. the rest is self explanatory i hope.
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Date: 2018-10-05 04:11 pm (UTC)Oh yeah. It's completely self explanatory. It doesn't look like the doodles of a crazed lunatic AT ALL. Good job, buddy. You can't hear, but I'm clapping my hands right now.
[Yes. He is clapping his hands. Which is to say, of course, that he isn't. He's also pointedly not talking about the Misty thing, largely because he still doesn't know how to handle the Misty thing and what's opening up about your feelings to anyone.]
Guess it kept you busy for half an hour.
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Date: 2018-10-07 03:27 pm (UTC)only one kid when you could have had 9 you crazy son of a bitch.
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Date: 2018-10-07 09:22 pm (UTC)[At Gren's point in time anyway, and here he is, ruining the mood. ]
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Date: 2018-10-09 05:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-10-10 04:27 pm (UTC)Oh.
Yeah. Okay. Guess there's that.
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