[ Of course he expects snark; it's part of why he got him something so completely stupid but also meaningful. ]
Also, don't knock the stylistic choices of 13-year-old girls. They're not afraid to embrace their inner love of horses and tassels. We could all learn something from them.
I mean, sure, if you want your life to be a Lisa Frank nightmare, then we should. But I think I'm gonna pass. Not a big fan of rainbows and horses and shit.
Look, there were piles of fucking corpses everywhere and I was a refugee running from the fucking thing that killed them. I wasn't looking close enough to count legs.
[The question here is what is big and awful enough that is makes Gren run.]
Maybe they took the horn off for magic spells and shit?
And wouldn't that be the biggest fucking tragedy ever.
No because I did live in a swamp? And I don't know. I mean I liked it plenty but I haven't lived in a swamp for about three hundred years? I think? When was New York still called New Amsterdam? That's how long it's been.
Anyway. I mean I wouldn't hate it but I don't hate where I'm at either?
I see I have to teach you everything. At least you know who Alan Alda is.
MASH - aside from being a great comedy about the tragedy of war - is a game. The letters stand for 'mansion, apartment, shack (swamp??) and house. As in which one will you be randomly assigned to as we go through the game.
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Date: 2018-09-05 03:01 pm (UTC)[ Of course he expects snark; it's part of why he got him something so completely stupid but also meaningful. ]
Also, don't knock the stylistic choices of 13-year-old girls. They're not afraid to embrace their inner love of horses and tassels. We could all learn something from them.
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Date: 2018-09-05 09:13 pm (UTC)I mean, sure, if you want your life to be a Lisa Frank nightmare, then we should. But I think I'm gonna pass. Not a big fan of rainbows and horses and shit.
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Date: 2018-09-11 04:39 pm (UTC)lisa frank was a visionary.
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Date: 2018-09-12 11:25 pm (UTC)Sure. If you like what it looks like when you cut open a fuckin' unicorn.
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Date: 2018-09-14 02:53 pm (UTC)i mean i assume you've seen the inside of a unicorn before so.
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Date: 2018-09-15 12:42 am (UTC)Or maybe it was an elf or something I don't know.
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Date: 2018-09-18 04:33 pm (UTC)you can't tell the difference between a horse with 4 legs and an elf with 2.
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Date: 2018-09-19 11:55 pm (UTC)[The question here is what is big and awful enough that is makes Gren run.]
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Date: 2018-09-20 06:58 pm (UTC)glad you made it out, bud. otherwise you wouldn't be the recipient of a cool ass keychain today.
also, random q: is it racist to assume you lived in a swamp and/or is it racist to assume you wouldn't want to live in one today?
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Date: 2018-09-21 09:35 pm (UTC)And wouldn't that be the biggest fucking tragedy ever.
No because I did live in a swamp? And I don't know. I mean I liked it plenty but I haven't lived in a swamp for about three hundred years? I think? When was New York still called New Amsterdam? That's how long it's been.
Anyway. I mean I wouldn't hate it but I don't hate where I'm at either?
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Date: 2018-09-22 01:08 pm (UTC)so if you had to choose, MASH-style except this time the S stood for swamp, would you be bummed if you landed on S?
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Date: 2018-09-23 08:20 pm (UTC)[There's a SIGNIFICANT pause before he replies again. Mostly because he's trying to understand what the hell Shawn is trying to say. ]
Why can't you ask questions like a normal person? Are you talking about that show with Alan Alda in it?
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Date: 2018-09-24 03:18 pm (UTC)MASH - aside from being a great comedy about the tragedy of war - is a game. The letters stand for 'mansion, apartment, shack (swamp??) and house. As in which one will you be randomly assigned to as we go through the game.
wanna play?
you're curious, I can feel it.
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Date: 2018-09-24 08:57 pm (UTC)2/2
Date: 2018-09-24 08:58 pm (UTC)Okay I'm fucking confused. Which isn't the same as being curious.
The fuck is this game?
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Date: 2018-09-26 08:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-09-26 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-09-30 01:56 am (UTC)Pick 4 girl names. Women. Or men, whatever floats your boat. Real people you know then tell them to me.
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Date: 2018-10-01 01:26 am (UTC)[See, he learned ONE new thing about "modern" movies. He doesn't trust this AT ALL, but fine.]
Fine. Holly, Misty, Eleanor and Snow. Don't do anything weird.
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Date: 2018-10-02 05:25 pm (UTC)anyway, pick a number between 1-10 and then name four different professions.
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Date: 2018-10-02 11:59 pm (UTC)...This still sounds stupid. 6. Construction worker, librarian, firefighter, musician.
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Date: 2018-10-03 08:56 pm (UTC)and also pick 4 cities. anywhere in the world.
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Date: 2018-10-04 12:18 am (UTC)New York City, Paris, London and Oslo
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Date: 2018-10-04 11:04 pm (UTC)and 4 different jobs. after that, done.
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Date: 2018-10-05 01:22 am (UTC)9 and 1
vet, bartender, taxi driver, waiter
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